**SCREEEECH** 

**pop STRUmmMMMMMMMMMM**

** pop pop STRUMMMMMMMMmmMM

**pop pop pop STRUMmMmMMMmmMMmmmmMMMm"

**pop pop pop SCREEEECH [LMAO u suck]**

**SSCREEEECH SCREEEECH SCREEEECH SCREEEECH**

>slams fist down on keyboard in rage

>keyboard withstands the first hit but not the second

>wasd fly off in different directions

> space bar left with a crack down the middle

**pop pop pop {LMAo...**

>keyboard takes another gainer from the top rope

**SCREEEECH SCREEEECH SCREEEECH SCREEEECH SCREEEECH**

oh no **SCREEEECH SCREEEECH **

the  **SCREEEECH**

spacebar  **SCREEEECH** 

is **SCREEEECH** 

stuck **SCREEEECH** 

>monitor proceeds to receive knuckle sandwich

>blood everywhere

>broken hand

This game has single-handedly [pun intended] ruined improved my life

>LMAO u suck

it really got to me

do I actually suck that much that a MasterLockTM would say that I suck? :hmmm:

>Try again tho!!

those words of encouragement. that double exclamation point. i think i will try again

Revolutionary and Emaculate

These are the only two words that I feel can quantify the wholistic experience of CASTLE BASH.

I, being a very discerning gamer, see that you have taken great influence from the popular mobile game, Flappy Bird. I am glad to see its true vision finally fulfilled in this epic struggle between good and evil. The constant back and forth I have while playing against myself shows me the harmonic balance of light and dark. 

As they say, one must also eat the crust of the oreo. This title did fall short in one aspect of its gameplay, the music selection. I would like to see more dubstep in this game, hopefully coinciding beat drops with epic gameplay moments. 

My final ratings of this experience. I give this game a 9/10 in Game Design, 6/10 in the number of Playable Birds, 10/10 in Projectile Trajectory, and 1/10 in Dubstep Beat Drops. 

Overall I rate this game......... 9.5/10.

I would desperately love to give it 10/10 if only the next update includes the song Panda by Designer.